Today’s Daily Post prompt asks:
Often, our blogs have taglines. But what if humans did, too? What would your tagline be?
Oh, that’s not easy. My first reaction is something like, “Rob Ross: Superhero in Training” or “Rob Ross: Stranger Than Fiction”. My wife might say something like “Rob Ross: Cheaper Than Air”, and my daughter might say “Daddy: More Hilarious than Kitty… But Only Slightly”, if she were able to speak.
But we could lose the superlative aspect – I tend to be a little competitive about things sometimes. How about “Rob Ross: Running Like the Wind”? Or “Rob Ross: Living Like a Landlocked Surfer”?
Rob's Surf Report 
I love your wife’s presumed tagline and your baby girls. Funny and so cute.
Love your possible taglines. Maybe my tagline is something more like: Beware the Dog.
I like it. Makes you wonder what kind of dog a badfish would have — perhaps a Dalmatian?
I’m thinking dogfish